The Journey to Alabama

506 - the journey begins
I'm an operations manager at a sporting goods store
617 - arrival at the abandoned Levitz for our shuttle ride
625 - apparently we are in the shuttle with the weirdest/rudest people ever
633- arrival at san jose airport
639-checked in
647- made it through security
I wonder how many time 911 gets mentioned in an airport on a daily basis
658- weirdest/rudest people ever just walked by in a wheelchair... He was walking 20 minutes ago
701- sitting down at the gate waiting for our plane
756- first class boarding call
759- second call for first class
800- boarding call
805- on the plane
810- in our seats
830- plane starts moving
840- in the air
People who should be banned from airpanes and/or have their own airline: Fat people, Young children,
1057- fasten seat belt sign was turned on, meaning we are close do dallas
If your baby is not acting right, slap it, they will stop
The lady sitting next to us has arms that are bigger around than Jennelle's waist
1105- seat belt sign went off...
Remunerative (look up)
1112- guy behind us laughed funny
1121- seat belt sign on again
1131- please prepare for landing
Dallas time
141-touchdown
154-pulled up to the gate
201- out of my seat and into the aisle
203-off the plane
209-went pee
235-just got done eating some food
251- first class called
254- group 1 called
255- group 2 called
255- my group called
256- in line
258- in the terminal
259-on the plane
301- in my seat
309- fat guy owns two skinny people by sitting in between them
313- I farted
316-plane moves
325- takeoff
350- apparently we are over arkansas
There are a lot of rivets on the wing
407- Mississippi river
419-begin departure
445-touchdown
450-pulled up to gate
457-up and in the aisle
457-off the plane
458-in the airport
Aciphex is funny to me
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