Poop

Doug poops
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I am sitting

On a toilet. By the coast. There is a heater. Warming my legs. I love it. My wife is asleep. I am making the room stinky. Her fake lashes are on the floor. I get a weird look on my face when I push. Mike rowe is doing dirty jobs on the tv. I want a new blackberry. I want new shoes. Which do I go with? I think phone... Must convince the one who is asleep. Time for dinner!

Pz
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ruin my life

i hate when people say "_____ ruined my life" If your life was ruined you would be dead! how about "_____ made me realize how much more i had to offer and so i will respond positively to _____ and make a change in my life"???????

stop using word like "that destroyed me"... if you were destroyed you would be in pieces everywhere. How about saying "that didnt make me feel very well"


MEOW