I am sitting

On a toilet. By the coast. There is a heater. Warming my legs. I love it. My wife is asleep. I am making the room stinky. Her fake lashes are on the floor. I get a weird look on my face when I push. Mike rowe is doing dirty jobs on the tv. I want a new blackberry. I want new shoes. Which do I go with? I think phone... Must convince the one who is asleep. Time for dinner!

Pz
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